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The batch of overly toxic cigarettes which resulted in the deaths of two dozen customers has been identified and recalled from store shelves. Golden Boy Smokes, the manufacturing company, has been fined and an investigation is currently ongoing to determine if the contamination was intentional.
Tonight on "Final Judgment", witness the sentencing of the notorious Black Hood Bomber, Tadus Reskin, responsible for the death of fifty-three citizens in four separate bombings in under a month. Will he face Exile or Execution? Find out tonight!
An outbreak of Kana Fever is believed to have been spread through Zone 5, primarily through engaging with prostitutes. A number of known prostitutes have been admitted to medical facilities with an outbreak of the potentially deadly virus. Disease Control representatives urge everyone who may have been infected to go get tested at your local clinic.
Your look going a little stale? Have you looked at your wardrobe and wondered what you were thinking? Have you been passed by at the bar because your clothing choices are so "yesterday"? Have no fear, Vimmer's Fashions just opened in Zone 4, Area 21, carrying only the newest and freshest clothing choices and styles from such designers as Fabriache, Lamnal and Giara.
The corpse of a yet-unidentified citizen was found hanging from a pedestrian overpass in Zone 6, Area 13, Sector 4. Both the feet and hands of the victim were missing, and the face had been removed. Authorities have yet to clarify if the state of the body has any ties to a religious cult, although they are urging citizens to report any suspicious activity.
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A naked man, later identified as Daven Kopiak, was apprehended after he assaulted several other citizens in Zone 9. Kopiak was running about, his skin covered in various self-afflicted lacerations, and tackling other citizens, biting and clawing at them. The cause of his actions are still unknown.
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